My best friend gave me the best advice.
He said each day’s a gift and not a given right.
Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind.
And try to take the path less traveled by.
That first step you take is the longest stride.
What’s worth the prize is always worth the fight.
Every second counts ‘cause there’s no second try.
So live like you’ll never live it twice.
INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants
(Source: peachvenom, via hi)
when you see people from school in public
"I walked up the door,
shut the stairs,
said my shoes,
took off my prayers,
turned off my bed,
got into the light,
you kissed me goodnight."
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW
How girls act when they get into a new relationship
THIS IS STILL ME
how many times have i reblogged this mess
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
10/10 would bang.
10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning